Batman is awesome, in every way. How can you not agree? He's
a billionaire playboy, he has the Batcave, the Batmobile, and a healthy sense of paranoia that makes him ready for anything. He's a superhero that is only human fueled by the traumatic murder of his parents that any normal person would just go to therapy for. But not him. No, Batman is too cool for that shit. The only therapy he needs is kicking evil doers in the face.
He's got a super hot girlfriend who dresses in leather and knows how to use a whip. Now I don't know about any of you but that's pretty close to #1 of my ultimate fantasy list. (What? Catwoman isn't really his girlfriend? Guess you'll just have to bitch about it asshole!)
Oh, and did I mention he's a Ninja?
The only thing that could possibly add to his coolness factor is if he were a Pirate. Unfortunately that would create an implosion of awesome that would create a blackhole of
magnificence and end the world and the universe as we know it.
Anyway. So that's why I like Batman and so should you.